Okay so I am currently in Switzerland with my momma just roadtrippin. I've been pretty sick and haven't really been drunk in awhile. So naturally I decided to drink for Swiss day (their equivalent of 4th of July). After like 5 glasses of wine my mom publicly humiliates me and cuts me off! 1st of all... If she would drink with me I wouldn't be polishing off bottles of wine all by myself. Second... It's a public holiday... Isn't rule number one: get crunk?? PLUS the sexiest guy I've ever met in my life was pouring me free glasses of wine. So not only did mama g cockblock, she took away my vino. So depressing. Like literally... Finest piece of ass ever. F my sober and lonely life.
Baha but really Switzerland is absolutely breathtaking. I went to the top of the alps today and can't really explain how beautiful it is!
I hope anyone reading this is having a wonderful summer! I miss and love you all muuchhoo <3 ciao
God damn it I love this. This is why I needed you to update it haha. Mama Grundy CBin' ! Unacceptable. And a shady sex show? Really? Not even I would do that. Needless to say I'm glad you're still alive and out of the hands of eastern european men making you a sex slave. See you soon stace.
ReplyDeleteI am dying with laughter right now... kinda hard to type... sex show... now I understand why you needed an family free blog :)
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